One 20-minute call · live the next day
One 20-minute call is the entire process. We ask everything we need in it, build the same day, and your new website, or your AI voice assistant, is running live the next day.
No briefs. No questionnaires. No three-week discovery phase. See the guarantee
How the two days go
The call
Twenty minutes. Every question we need, asked once.
We build
Same day. Nothing further needed from you.
Live on your domain
Running, taking enquiries, answering calls.
20Minutes of your time, start to finish
1Day from call to live
0Briefs, forms or revision rounds
100%Back if it doesn't beat your old site
What we do
We used to do six things slowly. Now we do two things faster than anyone else will quote you.
Designed, written, built and live on your domain the day after we speak.
Doesn't beat your old site in two weeks? Full refund, and the website stays yours.
Same process, same speed. One 20-minute call, answering your phone the next day.
Not for you? Your money back, no questions asked about why.
The process
Your part is the first twenty minutes. After that you go back to work.
One call. What you sell, who buys it, what a visitor should do, and where your domain lives. We agree the number your new site has to beat, and we write it down.
Design, copy, setup, testing. You are not in this step. There is no draft to review, no revision round, and nothing sitting in your inbox waiting on you.
On your domain, taking enquiries or answering calls. Two weeks later we compare the numbers against your old site, and the guarantee either holds or pays out.
The guarantee
Speed only matters if the thing works. So we put our fee on the line rather than ask you to.
Websites
Two weeks after launch we compare the new site against your old one, on the number we agreed on the call. If it doesn't win, you get every penny back, and the website is still yours to keep. No strings. Do whatever you want with it.
We compare like for like: the same length of time, the same traffic sources. If your old site has no numbers to compare, we agree a target on the call instead.
Voice assistants
Same promise on your money, one honest difference: you don't keep the assistant. A website is a finished thing we hand over once. An assistant costs money every minute it stays switched on, so we can't leave one running for free. Ask for the refund, get it, no explanation needed, and we switch it off.
We would rather tell you this now than surprise you with it later. Anyone promising you a free voice assistant forever hasn't looked at their own bill.
Here's what a typical call looks like
Scripted example of the flow, not a recording.
Every step here is one the assistant takes on a live call: answer, qualify, book, notify.
See it work
A call from first ring to booked job, laid out the way the assistant actually runs it.
It answers immediately
First ring, every time, including the calls you'd have missed.
It asks your questions
The qualifying questions you gave us on the call, in order, naturally.
It books the job
Straight into your calendar, with a summary texted to you.
FAQ
Including the ones you'd rather ask on the call.
We ask every question we need, once. What you sell, who buys it, what you want a visitor to do, your colours and logo if you have them, and where your domain is. That is the whole discovery process. You do not write a brief, fill in a questionnaire, or sit through a second call.
Yes. We build the same day as the call and it goes live the next. The only thing that can delay it is domain access, so bring your domain login to the call and there is nothing left to wait on.
Your logo if you have one, access to your domain, and twenty minutes of attention. Nothing else. No copy, no photos, no sitemap. If you have none of it we still ship on time.
On the numbers you already track, agreed on the call before we build anything. Usually enquiries, phone calls or bookings over the two weeks after launch, compared against the same length of time on your old site. We write the metric down on the call so there is nothing to argue about later.
You get every penny back and you keep the website. It is yours outright, with no strings, and you can do whatever you want with it.
Because a website is a finished thing we hand over once, and a voice assistant costs money every minute it stays switched on. We cannot run one indefinitely for free. You still get your money back with no questions asked, but the assistant is switched off rather than given away.
No. We do two things: websites and AI voice assistants. Both go live the day after a single 20-minute call. Doing two things this fast is the whole point.
Book it
Pick a slot that suits you and it's booked, with no back and forth. Most calls happen within a day.