After hours and weekends
Emergencies and impulse enquiries don't wait for Monday. The assistant takes them at 3am exactly the way it takes them at 3pm.
02 · AI Voice Assistants
Every call answered. Starting tomorrow.
One 20-minute call to set it up, and the next day your phone is being answered on the first ring: at 2am, on a Sunday, and while you're up a ladder. Money back, no questions asked, if it isn't for you.
20Minutes to set the whole thing up
1Day until it's answering
24/7Including the hours you can't
0Questions asked on a refund
Here's what a typical call looks like
- Watch a typical call play out, line by line
Scripted example of the flow, not a recording.
Every step here is one the assistant takes on a live call: answer, qualify, book, notify.
The demo
You'll know in sixty seconds.
People don't believe this until they watch one play out. So here it is, from first ring to booked job.
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It picks up immediately
First ring. No hold music, no voicemail, no "we're currently closed".
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It holds a real conversation
Answers questions, handles interruptions, and doesn't sound like a phone menu.
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It books the job
Into your calendar, with the caller's details texted to you before they hang up.
What it handles
The calls that currently ring out.
A missed call is a customer who dials the next number on the list. That is the entire problem this solves.
While you're already on a job
You can't answer with your hands full. It answers, gets the details, and you get the summary when you're back in the van.
Qualifying, on your rules
Location, budget, timing, job type: whatever you tell us on the call. Time-wasters get a polite no; real jobs get a slot in your diary.
Booking straight into your calendar
It sees your real availability, offers times you can actually make, and writes the appointment in.
Setup
Same 20 minutes. Same next day.
Day 1 · 20 minutes
Tell it what you'd say
How you answer the phone, what you ask a caller, what you never take on, and how far you travel. We turn that into how it speaks.
Day 1 · same afternoon
We build and test it
Voice, script, qualifying rules, calendar connection, call forwarding. We ring it ourselves until it handles the awkward calls properly.
Day 2
It starts answering
On your number. You keep answering the calls you want. It catches every one you don't get to.
The guarantee
Money back, no questions asked.
Different from the website guarantee, and we'd rather explain why up front than in the small print.
What you get
Your money back, without an explanation.
Don't like it, don't want it, changed your mind. It doesn't matter. Ask and you get every penny back. No exit interview, no attempt to talk you round.
- No reason required
- A refund, not a credit
- Nothing to cancel afterwards
The honest difference
You don't keep the assistant.
With a website we hand over a finished thing, once, so we can afford to let you keep it. An assistant is different: it costs money every minute it stays switched on. Leaving one running for free would run up a bill with no end to it. So on a refund, we switch it off.
- You are refunded in full either way
- The assistant is switched off, not handed over
Anyone offering you a free voice assistant forever hasn't looked at their own infrastructure bill. We would rather be straight with you now.
The other thing we do
Something has to make the phone ring.
An assistant answers everything. A website is what gets people dialling in the first place.
Tomorrow, nothing rings out.
Twenty minutes on a call is the whole setup.
Money back, no questions asked.